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So this happened at school today…
when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
- Jennifer Lawrence (via ffinnickes)

IS THAT JOHN GREEN??????
Yes.